Look what I found." He laid two bazookas at their feet like a dog with a pair of slobbered slippers. Hello, chaps," said Sergeant Whedon, arriving from his infiltration of a nearby warehouse. Several shots later, the mine lay unexploded and the Panzer was still sitting pretty. The other sergeant got his sniper rifle out, spat into the sand and aimed at the foot of the tank. The tank's not moving," said Sergeant Faulkner. ![]() Testicles still lodged in the upper part of his throat, Sergeant Lynch completed his glorious task and shimmied back to his colleagues. But they were never going to complete the level with that hunk of metal in the way, and Lieutenant Tarantino's hand had been bitten by some desert bug, rendering him incapable of crawling right up to the tank and laying a deathtrap. ![]() He'd been sent by his cowardly teammates to plant a mine right under the nose of a Nazi Panzer, there was sand in his boxer shorts and blood in his mouth. It wasn't looking good for Sergeant Lynch.
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